charver girls dressing in gilets and ugg boots, following a cargo cult look book which is a grotesque reflection of last year’s fashions
Bhitley Way fact: Bhitley Way has produced more Nobel laureates than any other seaside town
This girl’s guide dog is so over quiet study time
music people: what’s the point of putting songs on the radio before the album’s out? I’ll have forgotten about it by the time I can buy it
who do I know along this route? http://bit.ly/albionmyway I’m planning my summer holiday
An example of a computable absolutely normal... →
RT @CutTheKnotMath: Free software recommendations: http://bit.ly/fexpoj programming, productivity, video @brokenairplane
Beards go through four stages after shaving: 1. Squeaky clean 2. Yucky bristle 3. Soft plush 4. Itchy dangler I enjoy states 1 and 3, but most of the time I’m in state 2 or 4. Changing this situation would require a much greater commitment to shaving than I’m prepared to offer.
I’ve gazumped @gelada and recorded a video for @elinoroberts explaining the Slinky klein bottle http://vimeo.com/nclmaths/kleinslinky
Posh lady on the metro is fascinated by the middle distance to avoid making eye contact with plebs. Herculean effort, she hasn’t blinked yet
Theoretical Computer Science Cheat Sheet →
I love soft mud. I think it’s the best. I think it’s tops. Tops soil.
does anyone know of a tool that will detect a big black quadrilateral in an image and transform it to a rectangle? Note: OpenCV hates me
Tree automata techniques and applications →
Not sure I’ve got the energy. Taking solace in my beard, it’s nice and fluffy today
Automatic calculation of plane loci using Grobner... →
what does this even mean? it looks like maths words placed at random http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Pask#Interactions_of_Actors_Theory
the estate agent claims this street is “predestionised”
going to say something rude in binary through the medium of socks over the course of the next year. Matching = 1, different = 0.
Is Ribena’s company newsletter called the Blackcourant?
Christian Perfect is Pro-Chive.
#terriblephysicspuns @Hoejodgkiss why did poor Einstein move out of his student digs? Lorentz was too high
wow wow wowee! Interactive geometry in html with jsxgraph http://remember2015.info/labs/chalkboard/page/Geometry.html
RT @MathJax: Just released version 1.1 with CDN Service. MathJax on the cloud, faster and no more server-side installation: http://bit.l …
Serious question: what’s the most foggy it can be? I wouldn’t like it to be more foggy than it is
my hair is at the awful intermediate “sticky outy all over this place” stage, meaning I now look as fashionable as I feel
The isoperimetric problem →
A hand-cranked Turing machine at #mfuk http://t.co/sp3UbAP
twitter fact: there’s nothing on the twitter page telling you to stop posting nonsense when you’re bored.
Five fresh fish to whoever can sort out my blog-gone-crazy situation.
when did I download all this synthpop? I don’t even like synthpop.
Fact cont.: ‘formidable’ is an abbreviation of the exclamation, ‘ce succès goût mieux que votre plus douce confiture, fourmi diable’
I’m very pleased with what I have made: http://somethingorotherwhatever.com/monkey/circles/
I’d like to play a good game about King Arthur.
My mutant gene has reactivated, so once more I have shed my normal human skin and become one of the Ecze-Men.
why is there a rule that people listening to the radio during daytime have awful musical taste?
I have woken up with Minnie Driver’s awful rendition of “Stand By Your Man” from Goldeneye in my head.
someone please explain the plot of The Illusionist in a way that doesn’t make me sad. I need a hug now
why does the Erdos number project say there are *currently* 511 people with Erdos no. 1?
Solidarity is Illusion: The Political Economy of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic http://bit.ly/g6t93D
is “every human born has the same number of children” a sufficient condition for evloution stopping? Trying to parse this awful BBC piece
RT @markjames: My weekend project unveiled: http://placekitten.com Because the internet is serious business.